So fuckin’ angry..She really should have gone to rehab

July 25, 2011

Amy, Amy, Amy. Addiction, talent, sex, drugs, rock-n-jazz.
Fuck it. You’re dead.

“You know that I was trouble”

A dark ‘martini’ in your honour.

When I say “dark” and “martini” in the same sentence I am reminded of Frank Moorhouse and Monsieur Voltz’ “crazy drinks“.

This is the “espresso martini”, if you must here’s the so-called “recipe”. Just one, but wash it down with something citrus.

Ingredients:-

coarse brown sugar (also called raw sugar or turbinado sugar)


1 shot freshly brewed espresso
1/2 ounce Kahlua
11/2 ounces Stolichnaya Vanilla vodka
3 espresso beans for garnish

How to make:-

Dip the rim of a chilled martini glass in cold water, then in the sugar.
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
Make a fresh shot of espresso and pour it into the shaker, over ice.
Pour in Kahlua and vanilla vodka.
Shake well for 45 seconds and pour into glass. Float 3 espresso beans on top for garnish.
Makes 1. [CookingAge]

Voltz is right, this is a sweet abortion of a classic and does not deserve to be called “Martini”, but tonight, there’s no way you won’t want one of these.

Tonight I make an exception. Drown your sorrows and wake up with a fucking monster headache, at least you get to wake up.

A cribbed toast:

“You’re so beautiful, before today,
put it in the box.
Frank’s in there, and I don’t care.
Take the box

I really love you”

But at the end of our binge mourning, we know who’s no good and it’s not Amy Winehouse

And from MOAC and the Kiwi Amy…but not.

Gin Wigmore who didn’t know this would be a tribute.


Kafka Eat Yer Heart Out ~ Phone Hacking

July 19, 2011

by Dr Mark Hayes

A Message from a Continuing WTF !!! Moment…

In the equivalent of forests of news print and years of electronic coverage and comment on the continuing and escalating phone hacking scandal, one angle has caught my attention, and kept it.

It started as one of those Shit Eh !!! moments.

My first ABC radio producer, over thirty years ago, told me that good radio grabbed the listener by the ears, cut through the surrounding noise, got and kept their attention, added to their stock of knowledge about their society and world, perhaps entertained them as well. He called this a Shit Eh !!! response from the listener, which he encouraged me, and other broadcasters, to try hard to elicit.

Call it a ‘driveway moment‘, when you’re pulling into the driveway with the wireless in the car burbling away, and the item you’re hearing has so grabbed you that you stop and listen to the end, not getting out of the car and scurrying into the safety of your home until it has ended. We’ve all had them.

On Wednesday evening, February 9, 2011, ABC Radio’s PM programme ran an interview by presenter, Mark Colvin, with Mary Ellen Field, an Australian-born, London-based, intellectual property expert who had worked for, among others, Elle McPherson.

Dunno why, but, when I heard this interview, I had a dining room, kitchen, Shit Eh !!! moment.

Normally, I couldn’t care less about the activities of celebrities, super-models, outstandingly performing or wholly mal-functioning sports stars, drug peddlers, race track identities, members of the Royal Family, and the like. I admit to a certain gratuitous schadenfreude when I hear tales of once formerly high flying business executives or politicians at whose activities we were once all but required to gasp in amazement, and who we were all but required to emulate because [cue, Enron] ‘these guys and gals are the smartest folks in the room’.

The case of Ms Field sliced through my disdainful disinterest because it hit a couple of my mental buttons.

PM again visited the story on April 14, 2011, interviewing Mark Lewis, the lawyer now also representing the Dowler family, whose murdered daughter’s phone was hacked, and some messages erased, before her body was found.

It was probably the revelation of this hacking that irrevocably escalated the story beyond even the Murdoch’s legendary capacity and power to control. After all, it’s not even every other target of the phone hackers at NotW who have been personally visited and apologized to by Rupert Murdoch himself.

I hate the word ‘revelation’ when used in news stories, and severely deter my students from using it, because so few news stories are genuine, almost ‘Word from God’, revelations, but the stories about Millie Dowler’s phone being hacked do deserve being described as ‘revelations’, major stories which tip a much larger controversy into having even greater significance and impact.

The Guardian’s Nick Davies will be remembered along with Woodward and Bernstein as one of the true heroes of journalism. The Columbia Journalism Review describes the phone hacking revelations as a ‘Triumph of Investigative Reporting‘.

Carl Bernstein, on ABC Radio National’s Breakfast show for July 19, repeated his view, first aired the week before, that this continuing scandal was equivalent to Watergate itself, particularly as the British police continue to lose senior officers, resigning over the police’s manifold failures to properly investigate the phone hackings, the police’s almost incestuously symbiotic relations with the press, particularly, but not exclusively, News Corp’s outlets, and similarly incestuous relations between past and current British governments.

(I also detest the appellation of the word ‘-gate’ to just about every damn scandal, almost all of which never even remotely come close to the magnitude or impact of the original Watergate caper. But if Carl Bernstein thinks that the phone hacking caper is in that very rare league… well, let’s see if he’s right…)

Mr Bernstein mentioned a story published by the New York Times on July 17, which examined how News Corp has responded to earlier controversies, largely in the USA. (This might not be the specific story Mr Bernstein had in mind. Please correct me if it isn’t, but I’m pretty sure it is.)

Mary Ellen Field ~ ABC TV 7.30 ~ July 18, 2011 © ABC

PM re-visited the Mary Ellen Field story on July 18, with a pointer to an ABC TV 7.30 story later that evening.

The 7.30 story was gripping, compelling, viewing.

Cutting a long, very complicated, and continuing story very short – it’s well worth listening to the interviews and reading the transcripts to which I link above, and then coming back for my take on it all, so far -

In 2005, information which could only have come from mobile phone messages between Ms McPherson and Ms Field starting appearing in The News of the World, largely to do with Ms McPherson’s private life. Ms McPherson sacked Ms Field, accusing her of leaking her private information to the press, but not before having her sent to a US alcoholics rehabilitation clinic, having convinced Ms Field that she was a drunk. ‘The Word’ was also quietly put about how Ms Field was disloyal and leaked client’s secrets to the media. Her business folded, and her health seriously declined to the point where she had to have major heart surgery and a pacemaker installed.

As the first solid details of the phone hacking scandal started appearing, round one, and James Murdoch was signing six figure cheques in compensation and ‘hush money’ [legal confidentiality clauses] to high profile hacking targets it became clear that Ms Field’s and Ms McPherson’s phones had been hacked.

Ms Field was wholly innocent. Had never, ever, leaked any client’s details to the press, or anybody else.

But, since being sacked by Ms McPherson, Ms Field has never worked full-time again. She’s untouchable, unemployable, not to be even seen near in public or polite society. She might as well have a chronic, highly smelly, possibly contagious, skin condition.

Ms McPherson has never called her former employee to apologize, reinstate her, recompense her for earnings lost and reputational damage, and put the whole unfair situation right.  She’s worth more than a couple of the world’s smallest countries. Court documents claim Ms McPherson was paid as much as £800,000 in secret compensation by News Corp.

Ms Field has been well and truly locked away in the freezer.

Even while listening to the first PM interview, I immediately though of The Trial by Franz Kafka.

It’s now a cliche. I invoked it in the Headline to this Post. Kafkaesque. Describing a senseless, disorienting, and menacing, dangerous, complexity. A man wakes up one morning to find he’s turning into an insect. A man finds he’s being investigated, is suspected, but never finds out who’s investigating him, or for what, but the consequences are ultimately fatal.

One of my favorite movies is the 1962 Orson Welles’ directed version of The Trial, starring Anthony Perkins. Welles once said that this was the best movie he’d ever made, though his brilliant Citizen Kane is very widely regarded as the best movie ever made. Of course, Citizen Kane is a thinly disguised allegory about the rise, power, influence, and fall of the US newspaper mogul, William Randolph Hearst. And didn’t Orson Welles’ career suffer after making Citizen Kane.

(How come the adjective ‘mogul’ is often used to describe major newspaper owners or proprietors? I hate cliches.)

Folding the plight of Ms Field into a couple of my other buttons, whistleblowing and workplace bullying, I see the same general dynamics in play. Add into the mix, issues to do with ‘the surveillance society‘, and stir well.

Whenever I read about or see, or even am told about, a clear case of genuine whistleblower persecution, or an unequivocal case of workplace bullying, I always would ask of the perpetrators, ‘Is this behavior on your part, unleashed against your target(s)’ – never use the word ‘victim’; recipients of such activity have been targeted, and are not victims – ‘absolutely necessary?’

I really do mean absolutely necessary, and I’d want to look at an organization’s Mission Statement, internal rules, regulations, and implementations of legislation against discrimination, protected disclosures, and so on, its Annual Reports, advertising, recruitment statements… How does the clearly documented behaviour of whistleblower persecution or workplace bullying explicitly mesh or cohere with your own Core Values and employee requirements, let alone legally required Occ Health and Safety and related, legislated, standards?

OK, Ms Elle McPherson, or Mr Rupert Murdoch, how does your, or your organization’s proven, documented behaviour in the case of Ms Mary Ellen Field explicitly mesh and cohere with your own, explicit, and expected Core Values, Mission Statements, etc and so forth, and applicable legislated requirements on client and workplace relations? Was what we know you did absolutely necessary?

Like a genuine whistle blower, who discloses corruption or wrongdoing within an organization, and who then gets punished for doing so, if not officially then certainly sub-procedurally (the whispering campaign, subtle or not so subtle workplace bullying or mobbing, quiet defamation around employer’s networks, and so on), and who then gets, eventually, wholly vindicated, Ms Field was initially punished for leaking her employer’s secrets to the media. Or so her then employer thought this is what had occurred.

Ms Field was also bullied by being sent off to a substance abuse rehabilitation clinic on the quite false assumption that she was an alcoholic, and that this was the cause of her appalling lack of judgment in leaking client’s secrets to the media. This has the necessary and associated benefit of further adversely affecting her acuity and clear thinking at precisely the moment in the story when she needed to be extremely clear headed.

She took a couple of weeks to convince the psychologists that she wasn’t an alcoholic but that she had been bullied and was suffering from serious stress.

The bullying continues financially when tactical calculations are done, lawyers reached for, confidentiality clauses signed in metaphorical blood, and legal concrete poured down throats to prevent any kinds of settlement disclosure.

Even after complete vindication, a whistleblower often has real trouble obtaining future employment because by blowing the whistle, they necessarily caused ‘problems‘. If they caused ‘problems‘ for a past employer, they could cause ‘problems’ for a future employer. They might not have a sufficiently ‘flexible‘ attitude. They’re employment poison.

The ‘surveillance society’ enters the picture when the practice of phone hacking itself is considered.

Much of the literature on this topic focuses on official surveillance. Britain has the world’s largest deployment of CCTV cameras, for example. Everywhere one goes in public, one is watched, if not by human beings, then by ever more sophisticated computer systems with pattern and facial recognition software. With the right equipment, digital phone channels are easy to tap, the calls fed into the same kinds of computers used to model global warming or the global financial system, and specific conversations and users tracked, along with the phone’s in-built GPS and tracking software. E-mails are even easier to capture, store, and analyze.

Cross-match all that with your medical, tax, banking, library borrowing, and other official records, and about the only thing they haven’t got on you is actual DNA samples, unless, for entirely legitimate medical reasons, your DNA’s been sampled anyway, so they’ll find those records too.

No need to worry, we are always assured. Privacy laws are in place to protect you, you have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide, and we are all honorable men and women doing this tedious, disagreeable, work for your own safety.

Problem is, in an officially suspicious world, people like me who don’t even collect speeding or parking fines, except very, very occasionally, who equally only very occasionally avail ourselves of Medicare benefits, who pay our legally required taxes, are polite to customs and immigration officers at international airports, who are so terrified of librarians we never, ever, accrue library fines, and whose library borrowing records demonstrate a consistent pattern which is never interrupted by a sudden spate of borrowings on, say, weaponizing Ebola or neutron flux amplification within a sub-critical plutonium assembly, well, having no or a very low surveillance profile is as suspicious as a routine Blip on all the official surveillance triggers. Everybody’s up to something, so what am I doing, or trying to hide, by apparently behaving myself?

A major concern for scholars and analysts of the surveillance society is the practice of private organizations, like retailers, building up user’s and shopper’s profiles over time, merging that consumer preference data with other private data, such as mobile phone usage – data mining – to further refine the individual consumer’s profile. Bought anything from a major On Line retailer lately, been presented with some recommendations based on your previous purchases, and wondered how they came up with those suggestions? Private companies contracted to provide confidential government services, now outsourced, are also of some concern.

In effect, what the private investigators hired by the journalists already convicted in the phone hacking scandal were doing was illegal data mining, merging that hacked data and information with On the Record materials in their newspaper archives and data bases, and publicly, and freely, available information On Line using Google or Yahoo search engines, plus old-fashioned shoe leather and telephone calling journalism, to produce their stories, ultimately, for the profit of News Corporation’s shareholders.

Of course, some commentators have sought to blame NotW readers in their millions for buying the results of all this, lapping up the salacious crap and thereby encouraging the paper to continue, or the liberal (said with an Andrew Bolt lip snarl) media, like The Guardian, for all this. Unleash John Birmingham and his Blunt Instrument on that line (Go Get ‘Em, Birmo!).

Mary Ellen Field isn’t entirely powerless, of course.

Mark Lewis ~ Lawyer for Ms Field ~ ABC TV 7.30, July 18, 2011 © ABC

She’s highly articulate, extremely intelligent, if the cut away shots in the ABC TV 7.30 story are anything to go by, she’s still comfortably well off (and that’s no criticism of her or her family; might have been a bit contrived to have her shown lining up at the British equivalent of her local Job Shop to file her fortnightly dole diary, with a UB40 song playing in the background), and she’s obviously well connected, witness a sequence with former Attorney General, Philip Ruddock, with whose family Ms Field’s family have been friends for 45 years (again, not the slightest criticism must adhere here either).

Her lawyer, Mark Lewis, is just the kind of legal rottweiler you’d want on your side when taking on the entire assembled might of News Corporation, wounded though it appears to be.

Once people like her get beyond the bewilderment stage, recover their usually damaged health, reflect over what’s happened to them, and who at least probably did it, or assisted in doing it, they can become extremely determined, indefatigable, to get justice done.

I’ll be following Mary Ellen Field’s story as best I can because, at least for me, it’s a continuing WTF !!! moment.


A Marshall McLuhan Memory

July 17, 2011

by Dr Mark Hayes

It’s the 100th anniversary of the birth of the major media scholar, Marshall McLuhan.

ABC Radio National has embarked on a major McLuhan Project, with several programmes devoting air time to dissecting the life, work, and influence of Professor McLuhan.

Prof Marshall McLuhan ~ ABC TV Monday Conference ~ 27 June, 1977

They’ve certainly put a very significant amount of time and effort into this exercise, including unearthing old video from his June, 1977, visit to Australia, including the June 27, 1977, ABC TV show, Monday Conference, presented by Robert Moore.

I have to confess to never having been a close student of McLuhan, though, as an undergraduate, I read his three major books, and tried to make sense of what he was on about, without too much success.

However, I vividly recall his visit to Brisbane, while on that 1977 tour, as I actually attended and reported upon his public lecture.

It happened like this…

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On Dictatorships & Useful Idiots ~ Part 2

July 17, 2011

by Dr Mark Hayes

Updates – August 8, 2010 ~ As a demonstration of the “heat and dust” the Fiji situation can engender, have a listen to the Graham Davis & Dr Jon Fraenkel ‘debate’ on ABC Radio National’s The National Interest on Friday, August 5, 2011.

A/Prof David Robie’s Cafe Pacific Blog has this comment by Mr Davis, with pointers to his Grubbstreet Media Blog.

On my listening, both sides to this ‘debate’ glossed some important points of fact which I’ll try to tunnel into soon (rather busy with other activities at present).

Here’s a summary of the controversial Qarase Government bills which really angered Cmdr Bainimarama in the leadup to the 2006 coup, from the ANU publication, from Election to Coup in Fiji.

And I have found a decisive Fiji regime media release about hosting the AIBD Conference in Nadi in July, 2009, and a picture of Cmdr Bainimarama delivering his keynote address there.

Scroll down to the AIBD section of the original Post.

Of course, neither AIBD or the Fiji regime’s Ministry of Information have responded to my requests, as set out in the body of the Post, which continues below…

Original Post -

In the first part of this series, I explored the continuing scandal enveloping the prestigious London School of Economics (LSE) and its financially assisted ‘constructive engagement’ with the Libyan regime following the latter’s significant rehabilitation from global pariah status.

Saif al-Islam Gaddafi at LSE ~ now sought on war crimes charges

Earlier in 2011, that ‘constructive engagement’ went horribly wrong.

Wikipedia has set up a LSE-Libya page, which collects more material on this whole affair (engage Wikipedia content ‘quality filter’ as needed).

The LSE – Libya scandal raises very serious issues for any university or NGO which considers ‘constructive engagement’ with a similar kind of regime.

But by no means is this a straightforward case and, as I attempted to show, there were, and remain, certainly persuasive arguments from both sides, though the continuing and appalling Libyan situation has, post facto, further very strongly shifted the balance against any kind of so-called constructive engagement with the Gaddafi regime.

I finally came down on the side of those, like the late LSE Prof Fred Halliday, who argued against LSE ‘constructively engaging’ with Libya, most certainly against taking any money from representatives of the regime.

I coupled that detailed and heavily referenced discussion with the notion and practice of authoritarian regimes, such as the former Soviet Union, and no doubt others, carefully picking ‘useful idiots’, particularly but not exclusively journalists, celebrities, or intellectuals, who could be used to, at the very least, contradict a much wider view of the regime as loathsome, or worse – spread doubt – or better, promote a ‘fairer’, ‘more informed’ or ‘balanced’, view of the regime through carefully organized tours and other forms of ‘engagement’.

‘Useful idiots’ can be motivated by all sorts of reasons, from the base and venal through well meaning to the genuinely idealistic. They may fully acknowledge that the regime is ‘smelly’ through to loathsome, and worse, but argue that no engagement at all closes any even potential opportunities to do some good, influence regime identities, or support the ordinary people effectively being held hostage by the regime’s agents.

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Vanuatu Bashers ~ UpDates & Continuing…

July 12, 2011

Vanuatu Bashing UpDates

Dr Mark Hayes

(Moved from an earlier Post ‘cos this caper just gets bigger…)

18 July, 2011

The International Commission of Jurists may be taking an active interest in this continuing caper, Pacific Beat reported on July 15, 2011.

What’s also interesting is, as PacBeat noted in their Intro to the story, how both the Vanuatu PM and the Opposition Leader seem to have taken Vows of Silence.

They’re busy people, and have a lot of demands on their time, to be sure, but one would think the Vanuatu PM would say something, if only to castigate the interfering international media. Or something…

13 July, 2011

Pacific Beat interviewed Savea Sano Malifa

Reporters Without Borders (RSF) has also strongly criticized the court outcome, describing the $US 150 fine on Hon Harry Iauko as ‘risible’.

AUT’s Pacific Media Centre and Pacific Media Watch published the RSF statement, with a longer flashback to an earlier story.

4.30pm AEST ~ 12 July, 2011

The new Pacific media association, PasiMA, has written to the Vanuatu Prime Minister, Hon Sato Kilman about Mr Neil-Jones’ assault and the subsequent court case.

The letter is published below, with PasiMA’s permission:

MEDIA RELEASE                                                                                                                                                                        


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
12 July 2011

MEDIA CONTACT
Savea Sano Malifa
email: sanomalifa@gmail.com
(685) 770-2250

PasiMA protests over ill-treatment of Vanutu newspaper publisher Marc Neil-Jones

The [Vanuatu] Public Prosecutor’s handling of this matter is exceptionally appalling,
demeaning, and demonstrates a blatant disregard of human decency and natural justice.”


APIA, SAMOA –The chairman of Pasifika Media Association (PasiMA) has written a letter of protest to Vanuatu Prime Minister Sato Kilman regarding the Vanuatu government’s handling of the brutal beating of Vanuatu Daily Post publisher Marc Neil-Jones by government minister Harry Iauko. To date, there has been no reply from Prime Minister Kilman. The full text of the letter follows.

8 July 2011

The Honorable Sato Kilman, Prime Minister
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Government of Vanuatu
Port Vila, Vanuatu

Your Excellency:

The board and members of the Pasifika Media Association (PasiMA) are shocked and deeply concerned over the apparent ill-treatment by your government of the publisher of the Vanuatu Daily Post, Marc Neil-Jones.

In March this year, your government’s Minister of Public Utilities, Harry Iauko, went inside the office of the Daily Post with eight men, whom he then ordered to bash up Mr. Neil-Jones.

As his “thugs” were assaulting the publisher, Mr. Iauko himself stood by and watched, and then apparently satisfied, he ordered the men to stop, and they left.

Later, battered and bleeding, Mr. Neil-Jones lodged a complaint with the authorities.

This week when the matter was heard before Public Prosecutor, Ms. Kayleen Tavoa – who is herself implicated in this matter – denied legal representation for Mr. Neil-Jones, and in the end found Minister Iauko guilty of “aiding and abetting,” and fined him an insignificant 15,000 Vatu ($US150.)

Your Excellency, with respect, we cannot hesitate to let you know that in our view, the Public Prosecutor’s handling of this matter is exceptionally appalling, demeaning, and demonstrates a blatant disregard of human decency and natural justice.

Although we applaud your stand at the beginning in insisting that the matter should proceed to a court of law, we had hoped it would be heard by an independent and higher tribunal, preferably the Supreme Court.

This, however, was not to be the case.

Your Excellency, we believe that a Minister of State who uses the power of his government, entrusted to him by the people to serve the country, to intentionally and premeditatedly cause injury to defenseless members of the public has no right being a minister of your Cabinet.

He should be locked up in jail instead.

The statements made by Deputy Prime Minister Ham Lini were shocking as well. He said, as quoted by Radio New Zealand, that “It’s because of the media that this has been made a big issue. It’s still better than killing someone.”

Are we to think, then, that because Mr. Neil-Jones was not killed, that your government views this vicious and vile attack as an unimportant event?

Let us remind you that as the Prime Minister of the Democratic Republic of Vanuatu, you would have declared to publicly uphold the principles of free speech and media freedom as guaranteed by your country’s constitution, when you took office.

And indeed, you would have also publicly promised that your government would commit itself to preserving that very freedom.
Your Excellency, PasiMA is the professional association of Pasifika’s independent media owners, operators and principals, dedicated to upholding the principles of free speech and the public’s right to know. We are also dedicated to defending the rights of our colleagues everywhere, and in that vein we condemn the ill-treatment some in your government have meted out to Mr. Neil-Jones.

Sir, we remind that when you were elected Prime Minister in June the Vanuatu Daily Post on 27 June 2011 published the pledge you made, which reads: “We want to maintain stability from here on, and ensure that the democratic process in Vanuatu prevails and the economic development of the country is one of the priorities.

“Unless such policies are contrary to the interest of the people and nation, we will maintain and build on them.”

We also want to assure you, Mr. Prime Minister, that as a journalist of distinction who is well-respected by his peers, Mr. Neil-Jones and the Vanuatu Daily Post have a lot to contribute to the economic growth and peaceful well-being of Vanuatu. And as a law-abiding citizen of Vanuatu he deserves to hold on with pride to his dignity and his self-respect.

Mr. Prime Minister, we urge that your government distances itself from those who employ weak-minded individuals to commit acts of brutality against defenseless journalists, which serves only to prevent the free press from contributing effectively to the economic growth of the Republic of Vanuatu.

And in the interest of press freedom and human decency we urge your government to ensure that the rule of law is respected in your country, and that justice is seen to be done in this case.

PasiMA joins other press freedom organizations in their call for this matter to be brought before the Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights.

We respectfully await your response.

Yours faithfully,

Savea Sano Malifa, Samoa Observer
Chairman, Pasifika Media Association (PasiMA)

Kalafi Moala, Taimi Media Network
Vice-Chairman, PasiMA

John Woods, Cook Islands News
Secretary/Treasurer, PasiMA

  PASIFIKA MEDIA ASSOCIATION  •  P.O. Box 1572 Apia, Samoa  •  Phone: 0685 26977  •  info@pacific-media.org

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Some Updates ~ Pacific Media Freedom, Useful Idiots, and Oxford Commas

July 5, 2011

by Dr Mark Hayes in Brisbane

July 5, 2011 -

July 12, 2011 ~ I’ve moved the Vanuatu Bashing UpDates into a separate Post as this caper is continuing and there have been some quite significant developments and comments.

Apologies for not being around for a while, but have had some other things to attend to.

Defending the Oxford Comma

Cannot let the raging controversy about the Oxford Comma pass without buying into it.

Heretofore, the authoritative Oxford Dictionary people decreed that a comma be placed between words which were used in series, like this, and this, and this. The comma after the second ‘and this’ is the Oxford Comma, also known as the ‘series comma’.

Other influential style guides are less rigorous, and allowed for the omission of the comma, like this, and this and this.

The whole thing was triggered by some idiot Twitter feed asserting that Oxford was abolishing its Ruling on the ‘serial comma’, which provoked global howls of outrage, and quite rightly so if it were true.

It wasn’t true. So much for believing everything you see on Twitter.

To my way of thinking, and practice, omitting the Oxford Comma is in the same league as wearing socks with sandals, putting tomato sauce on chips (or French fries if you must), admitting to being a postmodernist, or violating one of the pronunciation decrees issued by the terrifying ABC Standing Committee on Spoken English, the Official Arbiter of All Things Correct when it comes to stalkin’ roit proper on Australia’s National Broadcaster.

Buying into this raging controversy, The Guardian’s Alison Flood has this take on it all, and I agree with her.

I rise to my hind legs and leap to the defence of the Oxford Comma, along with the right and proper use of the Apostrophe too.

Harrumph!

Meanwhile, some significant developments on a couple of Posts from earlier in 2011.

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Doing my bit for the Libyan revolution

July 3, 2011

2011, August 30 update:

Now that Ssafia al Gaddafi is in Algeria, do you think I’ll get my money?

There was a convoy, I wonder which amoured Cadlillac my gold bullion was stashed in?

 

 

I just received this exciting news from Muammar Gaddafi’s second wife Ssafia Farkash Albrassi (Safia al-Gaddafi).

She wants me to help bring down the Libyan regime by helping her bankrupt her tyrant of a husband.

I’m sure she won’t mind me sharing this with you and if you help me get the money out of the safety deposit box where it curently is I’ll share it with you. After all $25 million goes a long way between friends. But please, keep it to yourself, we don’t want Ssafia to get found out.

EM

Hi,

How are you doing today with work and family? Hope all is well? Please be assured that this proposal is confidential and genuine. My name is Ssafia Farkash Albrassi (Safia al-Gaddafi), the second wife of Muammar Gadhafi.

We all are aware of the current crisis in my country, LYBIA. Due to this crisis many assets and money belonging to Col. Gadhafis  family and government officials are being frozen by western government, as you can see on the following links -

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/09/us-libya-austria-assets-idUSTRE7284TE20110309

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/feb/27/gaddafi-family-assets-frozen-queen

We have lost a lot and are losing many on a daily basis I need your help to secure some of these funds because these are had earned money and not stolen money, most of these money are by contracts executed by the family. Examples are – BPs $900m 2007 Libyan oil exploration contract, Owns shares in Juventus football club, Italian oil gian Eni, and Pearson, the parent company of Penguin and the Financial Times, Has had dealings with numerous Western financial institutions, including Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan Chase and the Carlyle Group.

Due to the fear of our assets freeze, I have been able to move some money to through security means as consignment and deposited it into a security house in Johannesburg South Africa, where I registered them as personal effect. Two consignments with the sum of US$25,000,000.00 in each are safe and now, I want you to help me receive one. I want to come over there to start a new life. I am very sick of these wars. People are dying every day. I am offering 35% and you will also help me invest 65% of my share into any lucrative business in your country, where your government will not take much taxes from it, if you can, but if not please keep it safe for me until everything goes quiet.
See the attached pictures of the money before it was moved to South Africa and my picture with President Mandela when I visited South Africa.

I guarantee you that this venture is risk free. If you are interest, please, get back to me on ssafiaf@aol.com or ssafia@bigstring.com for further details, or you can call me on +27-105009063 and if not, please delete this letter and do not inform anyone about it. I am in South Africa now for this transaction. South Africa is no longer safe for me.

Yours Sincerely,

Ssafia Farkash Albrassi (Safia al-Gaddafi)
ssafiaf@aol.com or ssafia@bigstring.com
Phone: +27-105009063

I know the message is genuine because Ssafia sent me this lovely holiday snap of her with the equally lovely Nelson Mandela and a picture of all the money.

Help me get my hands on Mrs Gaddafi's money

Ssafia Gaddafi with a little girl and somebody who's possibly famous


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